EXTRACT FROM THE REGISTER OF THE SKY
Coffs Harbour, AU
PRE-SETTLED| Case number | SB/2026/90247 |
| Parcel | Velký banán — official curiosity |
| Status of proceedings | JUSTIFICATION SUPPLIED LATER |
| Hexagon (H3) | 89be1a085b3ffff |
Official record
A thirteen-metre concrete banana stands beneath this parcel. The Bureau requested a justification for the structure and received one only after completion; it read "why not" and was accepted without comment.
Open the celestial viewfinderOfficial notice of overflight
Upcoming overflights
The Bureau records the following forthcoming phenomena above the parcel. Attendance of the bodies is assured; the weather is not administered by the Bureau.
- Full Moonpeaks in 30 days
Sturgeon Moon
28 Aug 2026 · 06:18
390,400 km from the parcel
Notice of the Bureau
The Bureau announces the passage of the Moon at full phase. It pays no rent; it shines. The holder is advised against calling out to the Moon — it has never yet replied.
Pursuant to §12(1) — The Moon: “The Moon passes through the parcel as a guest in good faith. It pays no rent; it shines.”
- Full Moonpeaks in 59 days
Harvest Moon
26 Sep 2026 · 18:49
the full Moon nearest the autumn equinox
Notice of the Bureau
The Bureau announces the Harvest Moon — it rises shortly after sunset for several evenings running, which the Bureau regards as an unordered extra. Harvesting the sky is not permitted; looking at it is.
Pursuant to §12(1) — The Moon: “The Moon passes through the parcel as a guest in good faith. It pays no rent; it shines.”
- Full Moonpeaks in 89 days
Hunter's Moon
26 Oct 2026 · 05:11
368,900 km from the parcel
Notice of the Bureau
The Bureau announces the Hunter's Moon, four days after the opening of allotment proceedings. Nothing may be hunted beneath it — the Bureau permits hunting by gaze alone.
Pursuant to §12(1) — The Moon: “The Moon passes through the parcel as a guest in good faith. It pays no rent; it shines.”
§14(2) — Overflights: “Overflight by aircraft, satellites, and the International Space Station does not constitute disturbance of tenure. Waving is permitted and encouraged.”
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